Bush vs Evil

I’m done with Evil. Evil has no respect and is making life difficult for millions of people everywhere. No one however is having a harder time than my main man, number one source of comedy and entertainment, George W. Bush.

Dubya has been waging a war against the forces of Evil for many years. Has he had any success? Hell ya, representatives of evil have been getting their asses whooped all over the globe by Bush and his buddies. Now that is good enough for a few years (decade upon decade if we look into the recent history of the United States) but eventually evil is going to have to take the stand and answer some hard questions.

Has Evil bothered to show up? Has Evil even contacted Bush once? How about a quick email? The truth is Evil has been so elusive some are starting to believe that Evil (sex unknown) might not actually be a thing but rather a notion or concept. Some very reputable brainy types are even referring to Evil, much to the shock an awe of millions, as an adjective.

Unperturbed our main man Dubya keeps on challenging Evil at every opportunity. I am confident we will eventually be able to get Mr or Mrs Evil to comment on the various accusations that have been labeled against him or her and set this whole embarrassing debacle to rest.

The entire quote below, as well as other interesting facts can be found here.

“Bush has spoken about evil in 319 separate speeches, or about 30 percent of all the speeches he gave between the time he took office and June 16, 2003. In these speeches he uses the word "evil" as a noun far more often than he uses it as an adjective — 914 noun uses as against 182 adjectival uses. Only 24 times, in all these occasions on which Bush talks of evil, does he use it as an adjective to describe what people do, that is, acts or deeds. This means that Bush is not thinking about evil deeds, or even evil people, nearly as often as he is thinking about evil as a thing, or a force, something that has a real existence apart from the cruel, callous, brutal and selfish acts of which human beings are capable. His readiness to talk about evil in this manner raises the question of what meaning evil can have in a secular modern world.”